Overheard at the Canteen

The Djokovic: Federer match was in progress. True to my status as a hardworker I was in the cafeteria watching.
A crowd puddled up behind me, and soon I was listening more and watching less...

Person behind me : Hey waat match daa..
Second voice : Federer match man..
PBM: Oh he's winning eh.., hey he's losing
SV: yeah 2 sets down..
PBM: who's he playing with..
SV: Reading from the scoresheet on the screen DOKOVIC (doko' wik)
PBM: why are you pronouncing with J silent..
SV: Come on ya..you pronounce San Jose (as San Hose right) just like that....

hmmmmm.....serbian names in Andhra pradesh....
Let them try Venkata Naga Babu Yediyurula........haaa trick here is nothing is silent......:)